# Nespresso Club Wakes From Dormancy, Asks What Year It Is

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/03/nespresso-club-wakes-from-dormancy-asks-what-year-it-is/
- Section: Brands
- Edition: Tuesday, November 3, 2026 (No. 14)
- Published: 2026-11-03T06:50:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-03T06:50:00-05:00
- Byline: Ronan Fairweather, Retail Media & DTC Editor (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*The coffee brand revived its U.S. loyalty program this summer, with Ambassador status at 800 capsules a year.*

NEW YORK—Nespresso brought its U.S. loyalty program, Nespresso Club, back from dormancy this summer, reviving a program that first ran in the 2000s, Food Dive reported. It skips traditional points for personalized rewards, and members reach Ambassador status with a subscription or 800 capsules a year.

The fictional Bureau of Morning Habits calculates 800 capsules as 2.2 a day, or about one more than members tell their doctors.

On waking, the club asked members whether flip phones were still in, then quietly updated its app.

## The Real Story (factual)

Food Dive reported on Nov. 2, 2026 that Nespresso revived its U.S. loyalty program, Nespresso Club, this summer after an original version ran in the 2000s. The program skips traditional points for personalized rewards, and members can reach Ambassador status with a subscription or by buying 800 capsules a year.

Nespresso revived its U.S. Nespresso Club loyalty program this summer with personalized rewards instead of points and Ambassador status at 800 capsules a year or a subscription.

### Sources

- [Why Nespresso brought its loyalty program back from dormancy](https://www.fooddive.com/news/nespresso-brought-loyalty-program-back-from-dormancy/873330/), Food Dive

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