# Walmart Plans 744,433-Square-Foot Building; Opens In 2029

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/03/walmart-plans-744433-square-foot-building-opens-2029/
- Section: E-Commerce
- Edition: Tuesday, November 3, 2026 (No. 14)
- Published: 2026-11-03T06:50:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-03T06:50:00-05:00
- Byline: Gus Ternberg, Supply Chain Correspondent (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*The roughly $400 million distribution center near San Antonio is due Aug. 1, 2029.*

CIBOLO, Texas—Walmart plans a roughly $400 million, 744,433-square-foot distribution center here, Retail Dive reported, citing a state filing dated Oct. 28. Construction is set to start in February, with completion expected Aug. 1, 2029.

That is 1,002 days from now. I have a container that has been in transit for 938. The building may arrive first.

Walmart said the center will be finished on schedule. The container did not respond.

## The Real Story (factual)

Retail Dive reported on Nov. 2, 2026 that Walmart plans a roughly $400 million, 744,433-square-foot distribution center in Cibolo, Texas, according to a Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation filing dated Oct. 28. Construction is expected to begin in February, with completion expected Aug. 1, 2029.

Walmart plans a roughly $400 million, 744,433-square-foot distribution center in Cibolo, Texas, starting construction in February with completion expected Aug. 1, 2029.

### Sources

- [Walmart plans $400M Texas distribution center](https://www.retaildive.com/news/walmart-plans-400m-texas-distribution-center/873426/), Retail Dive

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