# Canada Goose Comps Slip In Stores

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/07/canada-goose-comps-slip-as-parkas-wait/
- Section: Brands
- Edition: Saturday, November 7, 2026 (No. 18)
- Published: 2026-11-07T06:55:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-07T06:55:00-05:00
- Byline: Ronan Fairweather, Retail Media & DTC Editor (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*Revenue rose, but DTC comparable sales fell 7.5% as traffic stayed soft. The parkas waited politely.*

TORONTO—Canada Goose reported second-quarter revenue of about 274 million Canadian dollars, up nearly 6%, while DTC comparable sales fell 7.5% on softer store traffic, Retail Dive's Weekly Closeout noted Nov. 6. Conversion and average revenue per unit improved when shoppers came in.

A fictional parka on a mannequin said it was encouraged by conversion and still cold. Ronan Fairweather filed the note under ads that follow people into winter.

## The Real Story (factual)

Retail Dive's Nov. 6, 2026 Weekly Closeout said Canada Goose reported second-quarter revenue of about 274 million Canadian dollars, up nearly 6%, while DTC comparable sales fell 7.5% on softer store traffic, though conversion and average revenue per unit rose when customers entered stores.

Retail Dive reported that Canada Goose's Q2 revenue grew nearly 6% to about CA$274 million while DTC comparable sales fell 7.5% amid softer store traffic, even as conversion and revenue per unit improved.

### Sources

- [The Weekly Closeout: What's next for CVS retail and Canada Goose net loss widens](https://www.retaildive.com/news/whats-next-cvs-retail-canada-goose-net-loss-wid/873933/), Retail Dive

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