# Haeze Scents Launch Only At Target

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/07/haeze-fragrances-launch-exclusively-at-target/
- Section: Brands
- Edition: Saturday, November 7, 2026 (No. 18)
- Published: 2026-11-07T06:55:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-07T06:55:00-05:00
- Byline: Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*Five layerable fragrances arrive exclusively at Target, starting at $10. The candle asked to be considered a wardrobe.*

MINNEAPOLIS—Target said Haeze fine fragrances launched exclusively in its stores with eau de parfum, body and hair mist, solid fragrance and candles across five scents, with prices starting at $10, according to a Target corporate feature.

A fictional candle named Ember Noir said it was woody and ready. Celeste Abernathy sniffed the press notes only. Judge, the scale, cannot weigh a scent and seemed relieved.

## The Real Story (factual)

Target's corporate newsroom said Haeze fine fragrance launched exclusively at Target with five scents offered as eau de parfum, body and hair mist, solid fragrance and scented candles. Opening price points start at $10, according to the company feature on the launch.

Target announced an exclusive launch of Haeze fine fragrances across eau de parfum, mist, solid fragrance and candle formats in five scents, with prices starting at $10.

### Sources

- [Haeze Fine Fragrance at Target Starts at $10](https://corporate.target.com/news-features/article/2026/10/haeze-fine-fragrance), Target Corporate

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