# Reynolds Raises Cooking Prices 18 Percent

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/08/reynolds-raises-cooking-prices-18-percent/
- Section: CPG
- Edition: Sunday, November 8, 2026 (No. 19)
- Published: 2026-11-08T06:55:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-08T06:55:00-05:00
- Byline: Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*The foil maker priced up to recover input costs. The foil reflects this.*

LAKE FOREST, Ill.—Reynolds Consumer Products said third-quarter net revenue in its Reynolds Cooking & Kitchen Essentials segment rose 9% to $337 million, including an 18% price increase to recover input costs, while its Hefty Waste & Clean-Up segment took a 5% price increase, according to its Nov. 4 earnings release.

Celeste Abernathy weighed one 75-square-foot roll on the Judge. It weighed what it always weighed. It reflected a slightly more expensive face.

## The Real Story (factual)

Reynolds Consumer Products said in a Nov. 4, 2026 release that third-quarter net revenues were $944 million. Its Reynolds Cooking & Kitchen Essentials segment grew revenue 9% to $337 million, including an 18% price increase to recover input costs, while Hefty Waste & Clean-Up took a 5% increase.

Reynolds Consumer Products reported Q3 2026 net revenues of $944 million; its cooking and kitchen essentials segment included an 18% price increase to recover input costs.

### Sources

- [Reynolds Consumer Products Reports Third Quarter 2026 Financial Results](https://investors.reynoldsconsumerproducts.com/news-releases/news-release-details/reynolds-consumer-products-reports-third-quarter-2026-financial/), Reynolds Consumer Products

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