# Bertolli Parent Sold To Two Olive Oil Rivals

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/09/bertolli-parent-sold-to-two-olive-oil-rivals/
- Section: CPG
- Edition: Monday, November 9, 2026 (No. 20)
- Published: 2026-11-09T06:50:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-09T06:50:00-05:00
- Byline: Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*Acesur and Dcoop agreed to buy Deoleo for $586 million. The oil remained extra virgin throughout.*

MADRID, Spain—Deoleo, the parent of olive oil brands Bertolli, San Giorgio, Carapelli and Carbonell, has sold to Spanish olive oil producers Acesur and Dcoop for $586 million, Nosh reported Nov. 6.

Celeste Abernathy weighed one 500-milliliter bottle on the Judge before and after reading the news. Same weight. New owners. Extra virgin, still, in every sense the label allows.

## The Real Story (factual)

Nosh reported on Nov. 6, 2026 that Deoleo, the company behind olive oil brands Bertolli, San Giorgio, Carapelli and Carbonell, has sold to the Spanish olive oil conglomerate Acesur and Dcoop for $586 million, bringing several of the best-known names on the oil shelf under new Spanish ownership.

Nosh reported that Deoleo, parent to Bertolli, San Giorgio, Carapelli and Carbonell, sold to Spanish olive oil companies Acesur and Dcoop for $586 million.

### Sources

- [Bertolli Parent Sells To Spanish Olive Oil Leaders For $586M](https://www.nosh.com/news/2026/bertolli-parent-sells-to-spanish-olive-oil-leaders-for-586m), Nosh

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