# Gas Station Punch Card Moves Into The Cloud

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- Canonical URL: https://thedailysku.com/2026/11/09/gas-station-punch-card-moves-into-the-cloud/
- Section: Retail
- Edition: Monday, November 9, 2026 (No. 20)
- Published: 2026-11-09T06:50:00-05:00
- Modified: 2026-11-09T06:50:00-05:00
- Byline: Marjorie Pell, Retail Correspondent (fictional satirical character)
- Genre: Satire

*The Gas Spot's new G Club app digitizes its coffee, Frazil and fountain punch cards. The hole puncher has been reassigned.*

CHICAGO, Ill.—InConvenience Inc launched The G Club, a loyalty app for its The Gas Spot stores that earns points on eligible in-store and fuel purchases and includes Clutch's Clubs, digital versions of the chain's coffee, Frazil and fountain drink punch cards, the company said Nov. 6.

Marjorie Pell asked a cashier what became of the hole puncher (register 2, under the scratch-offs, beside a rubber band ball). It has been reassigned to the receipt spike, where it reports to no one.

## The Real Story (factual)

InConvenience Inc said on Nov. 6, 2026 that it launched The G Club, a loyalty app for The Gas Spot stores that rewards eligible in-store and fuel purchases with options from free food to fuel discounts, and includes Clutch's Clubs, digital versions of its coffee, Frazil and fountain drink punch cards.

InConvenience Inc launched The G Club, a loyalty app for The Gas Spot stores with points on in-store and fuel purchases and digital punch cards for coffee, Frazil and fountain drinks.

### Sources

- [InConvenience Inc Launches The G Club Loyalty App For Gas Spot Stores](https://inconvenienceinc.com/media/inconvenience-inc-launches-the-g-club-loyalty-app-for-gas-spot-stores/), InConvenience Inc

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