https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/instacart-retires-smart-carts-regular-carts-say-they-never-needed-a-screen/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Instacart Retires Its Smart Carts; Regular Carts Say They Never Needed A Screen To Be Loved https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/ftc-sues-dollar-general-over-prices-shelf-tag-and-register-agree-to-counseling/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00FTC Sues Dollar General Over Register Prices; Nation's Shelf Tags And Registers Agree To See A Counselor https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/coca-cola-raises-outlook-third-straight-quarter-north-america-asked-to-try-harder/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Coca-Cola Raises Its Outlook For The Third Straight Quarter; North America Quietly Asked To Drink A Little More https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/ups-enters-peak-with-less-amazon-volume-delivery-trucks-report-legroom/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00UPS Heads Into Peak Season With Half The Amazon Volume; Delivery Trucks Report Having Legroom For The First Time https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/walmart-associates-gain-ai-confidence-self-checkout-asks-about-the-certificate/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Walmart Associates Report Growing Confidence With AI; The Self-Checkout Asks Whether It Can Also Get A Certificate https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/target-overhauls-threshold-throw-pillows-told-to-look-more-elevated/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Target Overhauls Its $3 Billion Threshold Brand; Throw Pillows Told To Start Looking More Elevated https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/kroger-shares-computer-vision-data-with-suppliers-cans-feel-watched/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Kroger Shares Computer Vision Shelf Data With Suppliers; Canned Goods Report Feeling Watched, But In A Supportive Way https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/wendell-wheelwright-my-smart-cousin-is-retiring-and-i-never-learned-his-password/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00My Smart Cousin Is Retiring, And I Never Even Learned His Password https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/crunch-mcallister-a-cereal-box-on-the-resealable-bag-i-have-been-folding-for-decades/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00I'm A Cereal Box, And I Have Been Folding My Own Bag Since 1987. Now They Make Them Resealable? https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/amazon-business-assistant-now-chases-approvals-procurement-team-feels-seen/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Amazon Business Assistant Will Now Chase Approvals For You; Procurement Team Unsure What To Do With The Free Afternoon https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/boston-beer-bets-on-vodka-ade-sports-drink-asks-who-invited-the-vodka/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Boston Beer Calls Hard Sports Drinks The Next Big Thing; Sports Drinks Ask Who Invited Vodka To Practice https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/intake-breathing-raises-62-million-nose-finally-gets-a-funding-round/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Intake Breathing Raises $62 Million As Nasal Wellness Takes Off; The Nose Says It Has Been Doing This For Free For Years https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/study-says-ultraprocessed-labels-would-cost-14-billion-snack-asks-if-it-is-ultra/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Study Says Ultraprocessed Food Labels Could Cost Industry $14 Billion A Year; Cheese Puff Asks, Quietly, If It Is Ultra https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/28/yasso-expands-to-canada-frozen-yogurt-bar-packs-a-sweater/The Daily SKUen2026-10-28T07:00:00-04:00Yasso Expands To Canada In Its First Trip Abroad; Frozen Yogurt Bar Packs A Sweater Anyway https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/walmart-extends-black-friday-to-14-days-friday-asks-what-it-did-wrong/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Walmart Stretches Black Friday And Cyber Monday To 14 Days; Actual Friday Asks What It Did Wrong https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/doordash-will-pick-up-your-return-in-30-minutes-faster-than-you-decided-to-buy/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00DoorDash Will Now Pick Up Your Return In 30 Minutes, Which Is Faster Than You Decided To Buy It https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/uncrustables-can-now-live-in-the-fridge-dashboard-mourns-loss-of-purpose/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Uncrustables Can Now Live In The Fridge For Five Days; America's Car Dashboards Mourn The End Of An Era https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/retail-executives-bonus-now-tied-to-ai-nobody-agrees-what-counts-as-ai/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Retail Executives' Bonuses Now Tied To AI Goals; Executives Begin Calling Everything AI, Including The Thermostat https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/pinterest-opens-to-programmatic-buyers-who-promise-to-only-look-at-boards/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Pinterest Opens Its Doors To Programmatic Media Buyers, Who Promise To Just Look At The Mood Boards, Not Touch https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/levis-distribution-benefits-pushed-to-2027-jeans-say-they-can-wait/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Levi's Pushes Distribution Benefits To 2027; Jeans In Transit Say They Are Used To Being Broken In Slowly https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/bose-acquires-skullcandy-couple-learns-to-share-one-volume-knob/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Bose Acquires Skullcandy; New Couple Begins Difficult Conversation About How Loud Is Too Loud https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/wendell-wheelwright-fourteen-days-of-black-friday-and-one-set-of-wheels/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Fourteen Days Of Black Friday, And I Still Only Have Four Wheels https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/unit-7-the-humans-are-back-for-the-holidays-and-i-made-a-chart/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00I'm A Warehouse Robot, The Seasonal Humans Are Arriving, And I Would Like Them To Know Where The Good Charging Spot Is https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/cvs-stocks-pokemon-cards-pharmacist-asked-to-grade-them/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00CVS Stocks Up On Pokémon Cards And Blind Boxes; Pharmacist Now Asked To Grade Them https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/caseys-adds-pan-pizza-after-two-years-rural-america-finally-gets-a-square/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Casey's Spent Two Years Developing A Square Pizza; Rural America Says It Was Worth The Wait https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/zevia-raises-20-million-zero-calories-zero-of-it-spent-on-sugar/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Zevia Raises $20 Million For Its Turnaround; Investors Assured None Of It Will Be Spent On Sugar https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/usps-adds-weekly-fuel-fee-mail-carrier-now-reads-gas-prices-aloud/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00USPS Will Add A Weekly Fuel Surcharge In 2027; Postal Truck Begins Checking Gas Prices Every Morning Like A Retiree https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/target-doubles-fan-shops-shoppers-pretend-they-always-liked-the-team/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Target Doubles The Size Of Its Sports Fan Shops; Shoppers Who Moved Here Two Years Ago Discover Lifelong Loyalty https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/home-depot-vows-digital-price-tags-wont-change-on-you-shoppers-stare-anyway/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Home Depot Vows Its Digital Price Tags Won't Change Prices On You; Shoppers Stare At Them Anyway, Just In Case https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/ai-shopping-agents-will-now-carry-note-proving-a-human-sent-them/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00AI Shopping Agents Will Now Carry A Note Proving A Human Sent Them, Like A Kid Buying Milk For Mom https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/coca-cola-splits-media-between-agencies-two-straws-one-bottle/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Coca-Cola Splits Its Media Business Between Agencies, Who Agree To Share It Like Two Straws In One Bottle https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/shipping-rates-change-so-often-pirate-ship-stops-telling-anyone/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Shipping Rates Now Change So Often That Pirate Ship Has Stopped Telling Anyone https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/general-mills-enters-meat-stick-aisle-formerly-gas-station-counter/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00General Mills Enters The Meat Stick Business, A Category Formerly Located Next To The Lottery Tickets https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/dollar-store-stocks-fall-investors-realize-trucks-dont-run-on-dollars/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Dollar Store Stocks Fall As Investors Remember The Trucks Do Not Run On Dollars https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/whatnot-first-tv-ad-introduces-fans-to-watching-stranger-open-box/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Whatnot Buys First National TV Ad, Introduces Football Fans To The Joy Of Watching A Stranger Open A Box https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/i-have-rolled-past-a-million-price-tags-none-ever-sized-me-up/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00I Have Rolled Past A Million Price Tags, And Not One Of Them Ever Sized Me Up https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/im-the-buy-box-and-i-would-like-proof-you-are-human-too/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00I'm The Buy Box, And Now That Agents Need Proof They're Human, I Would Like Some From You Too https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/ebay-will-hold-sellers-money-until-they-ask-for-it/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00eBay Will Now Hold Sellers' Money Until They Ask For It, Like A Grandmother Holding Your Allowance https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/coca-cola-tests-coke-zero-with-prebiotic-fiber/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Coca-Cola Tests Coke Zero With Prebiotic Fiber, Giving Soda Fans A Reason To Feel Regular https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/jambar-minis-gain-1200-doors-smaller-bar-bigger-footprint/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Protein Bar Gets Smaller, Gains 1,200 Stores; Shrinkflation Experts Call It The One Time It Worked https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/mercari-free-shipping-over-50-shoppers-add-second-sweater/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Mercari Offers Free Shipping Over $50, And Shoppers Add A Second Used Sweater To Get There https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/etsy-waives-fees-when-sellers-bring-own-shoppers-sellers-text-aunts/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Etsy Waives Fees When Sellers Bring Their Own Shoppers; Sellers Begin Texting Their Aunts https://thedailysku.com/weekly/2026-10-27/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00The Week in Retail, Explained Badly