https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/walmart-extends-black-friday-to-14-days-friday-asks-what-it-did-wrong/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Walmart Stretches Black Friday And Cyber Monday To 14 Days; Actual Friday Asks What It Did Wrong https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/doordash-will-pick-up-your-return-in-30-minutes-faster-than-you-decided-to-buy/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00DoorDash Will Now Pick Up Your Return In 30 Minutes, Which Is Faster Than You Decided To Buy It https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/uncrustables-can-now-live-in-the-fridge-dashboard-mourns-loss-of-purpose/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Uncrustables Can Now Live In The Fridge For Five Days; America's Car Dashboards Mourn The End Of An Era https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/retail-executives-bonus-now-tied-to-ai-nobody-agrees-what-counts-as-ai/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Retail Executives' Bonuses Now Tied To AI Goals; Executives Begin Calling Everything AI, Including The Thermostat https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/pinterest-opens-to-programmatic-buyers-who-promise-to-only-look-at-boards/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Pinterest Opens Its Doors To Programmatic Media Buyers, Who Promise To Just Look At The Mood Boards, Not Touch https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/levis-distribution-benefits-pushed-to-2027-jeans-say-they-can-wait/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Levi's Pushes Distribution Benefits To 2027; Jeans In Transit Say They Are Used To Being Broken In Slowly https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/bose-acquires-skullcandy-couple-learns-to-share-one-volume-knob/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Bose Acquires Skullcandy; New Couple Begins Difficult Conversation About How Loud Is Too Loud https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/wendell-wheelwright-fourteen-days-of-black-friday-and-one-set-of-wheels/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Fourteen Days Of Black Friday, And I Still Only Have Four Wheels https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/unit-7-the-humans-are-back-for-the-holidays-and-i-made-a-chart/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00I'm A Warehouse Robot, The Seasonal Humans Are Arriving, And I Would Like Them To Know Where The Good Charging Spot Is https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/cvs-stocks-pokemon-cards-pharmacist-asked-to-grade-them/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00CVS Stocks Up On Pokémon Cards And Blind Boxes; Pharmacist Now Asked To Grade Them https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/caseys-adds-pan-pizza-after-two-years-rural-america-finally-gets-a-square/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Casey's Spent Two Years Developing A Square Pizza; Rural America Says It Was Worth The Wait https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/zevia-raises-20-million-zero-calories-zero-of-it-spent-on-sugar/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Zevia Raises $20 Million For Its Turnaround; Investors Assured None Of It Will Be Spent On Sugar https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/usps-adds-weekly-fuel-fee-mail-carrier-now-reads-gas-prices-aloud/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00USPS Will Add A Weekly Fuel Surcharge In 2027; Postal Truck Begins Checking Gas Prices Every Morning Like A Retiree https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/27/target-doubles-fan-shops-shoppers-pretend-they-always-liked-the-team/The Daily SKUen2026-10-27T07:00:00-04:00Target Doubles The Size Of Its Sports Fan Shops; Shoppers Who Moved Here Two Years Ago Discover Lifelong Loyalty https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/home-depot-vows-digital-price-tags-wont-change-on-you-shoppers-stare-anyway/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Home Depot Vows Its Digital Price Tags Won't Change Prices On You; Shoppers Stare At Them Anyway, Just In Case https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/ai-shopping-agents-will-now-carry-note-proving-a-human-sent-them/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00AI Shopping Agents Will Now Carry A Note Proving A Human Sent Them, Like A Kid Buying Milk For Mom https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/coca-cola-splits-media-between-agencies-two-straws-one-bottle/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Coca-Cola Splits Its Media Business Between Agencies, Who Agree To Share It Like Two Straws In One Bottle https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/shipping-rates-change-so-often-pirate-ship-stops-telling-anyone/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Shipping Rates Now Change So Often That Pirate Ship Has Stopped Telling Anyone https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/general-mills-enters-meat-stick-aisle-formerly-gas-station-counter/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00General Mills Enters The Meat Stick Business, A Category Formerly Located Next To The Lottery Tickets https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/dollar-store-stocks-fall-investors-realize-trucks-dont-run-on-dollars/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Dollar Store Stocks Fall As Investors Remember The Trucks Do Not Run On Dollars https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/whatnot-first-tv-ad-introduces-fans-to-watching-stranger-open-box/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Whatnot Buys First National TV Ad, Introduces Football Fans To The Joy Of Watching A Stranger Open A Box https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/i-have-rolled-past-a-million-price-tags-none-ever-sized-me-up/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00I Have Rolled Past A Million Price Tags, And Not One Of Them Ever Sized Me Up https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/im-the-buy-box-and-i-would-like-proof-you-are-human-too/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00I'm The Buy Box, And Now That Agents Need Proof They're Human, I Would Like Some From You Too https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/ebay-will-hold-sellers-money-until-they-ask-for-it/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00eBay Will Now Hold Sellers' Money Until They Ask For It, Like A Grandmother Holding Your Allowance https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/coca-cola-tests-coke-zero-with-prebiotic-fiber/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Coca-Cola Tests Coke Zero With Prebiotic Fiber, Giving Soda Fans A Reason To Feel Regular https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/jambar-minis-gain-1200-doors-smaller-bar-bigger-footprint/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Protein Bar Gets Smaller, Gains 1,200 Stores; Shrinkflation Experts Call It The One Time It Worked https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/mercari-free-shipping-over-50-shoppers-add-second-sweater/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Mercari Offers Free Shipping Over $50, And Shoppers Add A Second Used Sweater To Get There https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/26/etsy-waives-fees-when-sellers-bring-own-shoppers-sellers-text-aunts/The Daily SKUen2026-10-26T07:00:00-04:00Etsy Waives Fees When Sellers Bring Their Own Shoppers; Sellers Begin Texting Their Aunts https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/instacart-places-itself-in-own-cart-waits-to-see-who-checks-out/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Instacart Places Itself In Own Cart, Waits To See Who Checks Out https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/retailers-plan-to-let-ai-agents-read-catalogs-first-must-find-catalog/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Retailers Plan To Let AI Agents Read Their Catalogs, First Must Find Catalog https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/youtube-ads-now-contain-salesperson-who-follows-you-out-of-video/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00YouTube Ads Now Contain A Salesperson Who Will Follow You Out Of The Video https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/amazon-gives-sellers-24-more-days-sellers-spend-23-panicking/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Amazon Gives Sellers 24 More Days To Prepare For Black Friday; Sellers Spend First 23 Panicking https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/sellers-asked-who-imports-their-products-point-at-a-box/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Sellers Asked To Confirm Who Imports Their Products Point At A Box https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/bottle-confesses-cap-and-label-were-never-recycled/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Plastic Bottle Confesses Its Cap And Label Were Never Part Of The Recycling Plan https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/shoppers-would-send-ai-agents-to-marketplaces-brand-sites-wait-by-door/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Shoppers Would Send Their AI Agents To Marketplaces; Brand Sites Put Out Snacks Anyway https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/my-family-has-carried-your-groceries-since-1937-for-free/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00My Family Has Carried Your Groceries Since 1937, For Free, And Nobody Ever Offered To Buy Us https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/im-a-suppressed-listing-and-i-must-be-fixed-before-black-friday/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00I'm A Suppressed Listing, And Amazon Says I Must Be Fixed Before Black Friday. Fixed From What? https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/bath-body-works-feel-good-store-has-sinks/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Bath & Body Works Opens Store With Sinks, Customers Wash Hands Of Whole Thing https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/target-30-thanksgiving-meal-for-six-relatives-sold-separately/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Target's $30 Thanksgiving Meal Feeds Six; Opinions About It Sold Separately https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/wells-fargo-says-your-ai-agent-is-you-legally/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Wells Fargo Clarifies That Your AI Agent Is You, Legally Speaking https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/angry-angel-energy-drink-expands-to-whole-foods/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Plant-Based Energy Drink Named Angry Angel Expands To 500 Whole Foods Stores, Remains Calm https://thedailysku.com/2026/10/25/dan-os-seasoning-gets-25-million-investors-say-it-needs-a-pinch-more/The Daily SKUen2026-10-25T07:00:00-04:00Dan-O's Seasoning Takes $25 Million Investment; Investors Say Valuation Could Use A Pinch More