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The Daily SKU
Bentonville WeatherToday: Partly Acquired, Scattered Price Realization, Chance Of Auto-Buy By Evening, High 61

Satire news site CPG and e-commerce

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The Tape: Delayed, Like Your Supplier's Shipment.

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  • Amazon Q3 Revenue ($B) 201.9 ▲ +12%
  • Hershey Candy Price (pts) 13 ▲ +13
  • Hershey Candy Volume Decline (pts) 11 ▼ -11
  • Gerald Purchases, Lifetime 16 ▲ +1
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Fanatics

Every Daily SKU story that mentions Fanatics, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

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