America’s Most Trusted Source of Untrustworthy Commerce News · Overnight: scattered delivery delays, clearing in 7–21 business days
Satirical news about stores, warehouses, holiday hiring and the retail calendar.
Retail · Strategy
The three-year strategy includes $4 billion in savings, 110 new stores, 1,000 new value items and an AI that will absorb ‘duplicative work,’ starting with the meeting about the plan
Retail · Grocery
Partner storefronts for regional chains are being retired ‘in response to customer feedback,’ which several customers are now trying to remember giving
Retail · Digital
Websites and apps are back for Stop & Shop, Food Lion, Hannaford and Giant after a cyberattack; one man reports he ‘saw an aisle’
Retail · Holiday Hiring
Seasonal staff will pack the boxes, unpack the returns and gently remind the robots where they left the scanner
