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Walmart+ Launches In Mexico For 89 Pesos A Month

The membership includes free delivery, streaming and extra phone data. A fictional shopper in Monterrey has already canceled two other things.

By , Retail Correspondent MEXICO CITY · · 1 min read

Based on real news: Walmart+ Launches in Mexico (Walmart)

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MEXICO CITY—Walmart+ launched in Mexico on Oct. 29 for 89 pesos a month or 890 pesos a year, Walmart said, bundling free shipping, scheduled delivery, Universal+ Essential streaming, extra BAIT mobile data and health benefits.

"It has shipping, television, phone data and a doctor," said Rocío Garza, 36, a fictional shopper in Monterrey. "I have canceled two streaming services and an uncle."

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It has shipping, television, phone data and a doctor…

Garza said she will keep the uncle on a monthly basis through the holidays. (Aisle 2, beside the piñatas.)

Marjorie Pell has worked or covered American stores for 40 years and still knows where the paper towels are.

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