The Morning Markdown

What you get

• The day’s lead story and top headlines, written with the gravity of an earnings call and the accuracy of a “compare at” price.
• A link to “The Real Story” behind every joke, so you can tell colleagues what actually happened.
• One chart, portion-controlled.
• No upsells, no premium tier, no loyalty points that expire at midnight.

Today’s lead, for a free sample: Shein Agrees To Pay FTC $100 Million Over Delivery Delays; Check Expected To Arrive In 7 To 21 Business Days.

When it arrives

Every morning at about 7 a.m. Eastern, alongside the new edition. Our first issue is still in fulfillment; sign up now and you’ll be first in line when it ships. Estimated delivery: sooner than 7 to 21 business days.

Privacy

We keep your email address, signup date, the page you signed up on, your browser type and an approximate country, and we use them only to send this newsletter. We never sell or share them. Every issue will include a one-click unsubscribe link, or you can unsubscribe here at any time. Full privacy note.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Morning Markdown?

The Morning Markdown is the free daily email newsletter from The Daily SKU, a satirical newspaper about e-commerce, CPG, retail and brands. Each issue has the day’s satirical headlines plus a link to “The Real Story” behind each one.

How often is it sent?

Once a day, every morning at about 7 a.m. Eastern, when the new edition is published. The first issue ships soon; subscribers will receive it automatically.

Does it cost anything?

No. It is free. There is no premium tier, no loyalty program and no points that expire.

How do I unsubscribe?

Every issue will include a one-click unsubscribe link. You can also unsubscribe at any time at thedailysku.com/newsletter/unsubscribe/.

What do you do with my email address?

We store it only to send the newsletter and never sell or share it. See the privacy section of our About page.