Retail Satire
Schnucks Extends Its Price Lock Into 2027
The Midwest grocer keeps Deals for Weeks going. One price is now older than some promotions.
Based on real news: The Friday Checkout: The Kroger-Albertsons fight still has a long way to go (Grocery Dive)

ST. LOUIS, Mo.—Schnucks is extending its Deals for Weeks campaign into 2027, Grocery Dive reported Nov. 6. The program, started in February, locks prices on high-demand seasonal items for eight- to nine-week cycles and has covered nearly 2,700 items across four cycles, the grocer said.
A locked price on canned pumpkin was asked how it felt.

A locked price on canned pumpkin was asked how it felt. It said it would answer in January. (I asked it twice.)
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Riffing on: The Friday Checkout: The Kroger-Albertsons fight still has a long way to go, Grocery Dive