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Retail Satire

Schnucks Extends Its Price Lock Into 2027

The Midwest grocer keeps Deals for Weeks going. One price is now older than some promotions.

Based on real news: The Friday Checkout: The Kroger-Albertsons fight still has a long way to go (Grocery Dive)

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ST. LOUIS, Mo.—Schnucks is extending its Deals for Weeks campaign into 2027, Grocery Dive reported Nov. 6. The program, started in February, locks prices on high-demand seasonal items for eight- to nine-week cycles and has covered nearly 2,700 items across four cycles, the grocer said.

A locked price on canned pumpkin was asked how it felt.

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A locked price on canned pumpkin was asked how it felt. It said it would answer in January. (I asked it twice.)

Priya Venkataraman-Lutz covers AI agents, including her own, Gerald, who is still shopping.

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Riffing on: The Friday Checkout: The Kroger-Albertsons fight still has a long way to go, Grocery Dive