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The Daily SKU, Sunday, November 8, 2026 Edition (No. 19)

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Retail

Shelf Label Changes Price Before Shopper Finishes Reading It

The largest grocery union wants digital price tags banned. In Aisle 7, one tag went from $3.49 to $3.79 between the dollar sign and the cents.

Source: Business Insider

Illustration of three grocery shelves of pink, purple and white price tags on a purple background, one tag sprouting white up arrows. One tag has changed twice since you started reading this.
Aisle 7, between the dollar sign and the cents. Illustration: The Daily SKU

COLUMBUS, Ohio—At 2:41 p.m. Saturday, Darlene Fisk, 61, a fictional retired school librarian, stopped in front of a jar of creamy peanut butter (Aisle 7, middle shelf, between the honey and the regret) and began reading its electronic shelf label. She got as far as the dollar sign. By the time she reached the cents, the price had gone up 30 of them.

"It said three forty-nine," Fisk said. "Then it said three seventy-nine. I was still on the three."

It said three forty-nine. Then it said three seventy-nine. I was still on the three.

The label, a gray rectangle about the size of a playing card, updated itself in what store records describe as "a routine wireless refresh." A fictional store log labeled ESL-7 shows that the tag changed nine times between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m., a pace a fictional regional pricing coordinator, Trent Mabry, called "well within the normal range for a Saturday with weather."

One Jar Of Peanut Butter, One Reading

4

Seconds the shopper spent reading the tag

2

Prices displayed during those seconds

30

Cents added between the dollars and the cents

Source: Source: Aisle 7 Price Integrity Log, kept in pencil. Fictional. Form ESL-30 filed in triplicate, all three now cost more.

"The shopper was reading at a below-average speed," Mabry said. "Our system is optimized for a reader who finishes a price in under two seconds. We are exploring large-print tags that update more slowly for people who read every digit."

The incident comes as the United Food and Commercial Workers union, which represents more than 1.2 million people, has called on newly elected Democrats to ban electronic shelf labels and so-called surveillance pricing in grocery stores, according to Business Insider. Walmart and Kroger have been replacing printed tags with digital ones that can be updated remotely. New Jersey has put a one-year moratorium on the labels, and Maryland requires retailers to hold prices for at least one business day. Walmart and Target have said they do not use personal information to charge shoppers more.

None of that was visible from Aisle 7. What was visible was the tag, which Fisk began to read again, out loud and faster. "Three," she said. The label blinked. "Seventy-nine." It held. She photographed it, placed the jar in her cart and pushed briskly toward the registers, where the scanner charged her $3.84.

Continued on page A4, at a price to be determined.

In Brief

Reynolds Raises Cooking Prices 18 Percent

LAKE FOREST, Ill.—Reynolds Consumer Products said third-quarter net revenue in its Reynolds Cooking & Kitchen Essentials segment rose 9% to $337 million, including an 18% price increase to recover input costs, while its Hefty Waste & Clean-Up segment took a 5% price increase, according to its Nov. Celeste Abernathy weighed one 75-square-foot roll on the Judge. It weighed what it always weighed. It reflected a slightly more expensive face.

Source: Reynolds Consumer Products

Wonder Files Quietly To Go Public

NEW YORK, N.Y.—Wonder, the food hall and delivery company founded by Marc Lore, has confidentially filed for an initial public offering, CNBC reported Nov. The prospectus is expected to include a risk factor titled "Everyone In The Group Chat Wants Something Different."

Source: CNBC

Best Buy Black Friday Now Arrives Weekly

RICHFIELD, Minn.—Best Buy's holiday calendar started Early Black Friday Deals and Doorbusters on Nov. Gus Ternberg counted the Fridays. Four before Black Friday. Black Friday is now a season with a weekly delivery window and a published schedule. It is on time, which he does not trust.

Source: Best Buy

Opinion

Chart of the Day

The Shelf That Would Not Hold StillOne digital price tag in one fictional aisle, observed for one Saturday

Price Changes Per Hour

03581028 a.m.511 a.m.92 p.m.75 p.m.38 p.m.
The Shelf That Would Not Hold Still: Price Changes Per Hour
8 a.m.2
11 a.m.5
2 p.m.9
5 p.m.7
8 p.m.3

What Shoppers Did

  • Read the tag faster 41%
  • Took a photo as evidence 27%
  • Asked an employee 19%
  • Bought it before it noticed 13%
The Shelf That Would Not Hold Still: What Shoppers Did
Read the tag faster41%
Took a photo as evidence27%
Asked an employee19%
Bought it before it noticed13%

Source: Source: The Daily SKU Front-End Desk, standing in Aisle 7 with a clipboard. Fictional. Prices on this chart were accurate when the chart was drawn.

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By the Numbers

UFCW members represented (M)1.2
Fudgsicle pops per box, before and after18
Reynolds cooking and kitchen price increase, Q3 (%)18
Lidl Preferred Selection holiday items returning89
Days Container DSKU 401177-3 has been in transit943

Figures are from today's reporting. Sparklines are The Daily SKU's best guess at the mood. The third sparkline was repriced twice while this note was typed.

Overheard in the Break Room

“It was $3.49 when I picked it up. It was $3.79 when I put it back. I put it back.”

Shopper, Aisle 7, fictional

“There used to be twenty of us. We do not talk about the other two.”

Fudgsicle, newest box, freezer door 3

“I ordered a burrito and a nine-volt. Only one of them was hot.”

Prime member, Daphne, Ala., fictional

Standing Features

Corrections

  • Yesterday's Tomorrow box said Marjorie Pell would open a new Ledger notebook. She did, at 7:12 a.m. Saturday. The first entry is in today's lead.
  • Yesterday's Tomorrow box said Gus Ternberg would check Container DSKU 401177-3 at 5:33 a.m. He did, this morning, Day 943. The container did not notice.
  • An earlier version of this correction was displayed on an electronic shelf label and has since changed price. The Daily SKU regrets the markup.

The Classifieds

WANTED: Price That Stays

Long-term relationship preferred. Must hold still for at least one business day, as in Maryland. No surge pricing. Paper tag welcome.

FOR SALE: Serrano Ham Leg, Partially Planned Around

Comes with stand, carving knife and a rearranged living room. Seller relocating sofa back to original wall. Serious inquiries only.

FREE TO GOOD HOME: Two Fudgsicle Slots

Empty, cold, well kept. Previously held two pops, now hold memories. Box will not be shipping them back.

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