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Clip Savewell

Guest Columnist · a coupon

Mr. Savewell is a manufacturer's coupon for 75 cents off two. He expires Sunday and has made his peace with it.

Fictional. Clip Savewell is a fictional character in The Daily SKU’s satirical newsroom, specifically a coupon. No real person is depicted, and the people quoted in these stories are invented too.

Stories by Clip Savewell

No stories in the current archive. Clip is between assignments.

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