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The Daily SKU, Monday, November 9, 2026 Edition (No. 20)

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Retail

Loyalty Program Asks Customer To Prove It

Sunoco is moving its rewards programs to one platform, and members need do nothing. At one fictional grocer, members now need to do everything.

Source: EIN Presswire

Illustration of a stern pink loyalty card shining a white desk lamp onto a purple shopping basket on a black stool against a purple background, with a very small white trophy on the floor.
The basket was asked where it was on the night of the competitor's sale. Illustration: The Daily SKU

TOLEDO, Ohio—Members of the FreshPerks rewards program at Hollis Family Markets, a fictional 14-store grocery chain in northwest Ohio, were notified Sunday that scanning a membership card at checkout will no longer be accepted as evidence of loyalty. Beginning Monday, members must prove it.

"For years we took the card at face value," said Brenda Kosloski, the chain's fictional vice president of member devotion. "A customer would hand it over and we would simply believe them. Looking back, that was naive."

Under the revised program, outlined in a 22-page member agreement, each shopper must submit a 300-word statement explaining why they shop at Hollis ("in your own words, no coupons attached"), two references from other grocery stores confirming the member has not been seen there, and a notarized Form LOY-4, Affirmation of Exclusive Intent. Members who have looked at a competitor's weekly circular in the past 90 days must disclose the circular by name.

For years we took the card at face value. Looking back, that was naive.

What Devotion Costs, Per Member

300

Words in the required loyalty statement

2

References from stores the member has never visited

4

Cents off one gallon, upon approval

Source: Source: Hollis Family Markets Member Integrity Office, Form LOY-4. Fictional. Member ID DSKU-LOYAL-000001, status: Under Review.

The change comes as retailers rework their rewards programs. Sunoco said Monday that it has signed a multi-year partnership with Velocity Logic Group to run its Go Rewards and Journie Rewards programs on a single platform across the United States and Canada, with a phased rollout beginning early next year. Sunoco said members do not need to take any action, and that existing points balances and rewards will carry over without interruption.

At Hollis, members need to take a great deal of action. Approved members earn FreshPerks Devotion Status, which carries a reward of 4 cents off one gallon of fuel at a partner station 31 miles away, or a free 8-ounce fountain drink, no ice. Status must be renewed quarterly, in person, with eye contact.

Marjorie Pell applied Saturday at the store on Monroe Street (customer service, front left, beside the propane exchange). She has shopped there twice a week since 2009, which she documented with 17 years of receipts kept in a shoebox. The application came back Sunday morning marked Incomplete. Under Section 6, Reason for Loyalty, she had written "It is close." A reviewer had circled it and added: "Close to what?"

Continued on page A4, pending verification.

In Brief

Bertolli Parent Sold To Two Olive Oil Rivals

MADRID, Spain—Deoleo, the parent of olive oil brands Bertolli, San Giorgio, Carapelli and Carbonell, has sold to Spanish olive oil producers Acesur and Dcoop for $586 million, Nosh reported Nov. Celeste Abernathy weighed one 500-milliliter bottle on the Judge before and after reading the news. Same weight. New owners. Extra virgin, still, in every sense the label allows.

Source: Nosh

Mattel Cuts Forecast As Barbie Underperforms

EL SEGUNDO, Calif.—Mattel lowered its full-year net sales growth forecast to 1% to 4% from 3% to 6%, Retail Dive reported Nov. A fictional Barbie, reached at her Dreamhouse, said she had seen the company's campaign called "Barbie is Moving" and had already packed. A Hot Wheels car declined to comment while in motion.

Source: Retail Dive

FedEx Fuel Surcharge Rises Before Black Friday

MEMPHIS, Tenn.—FedEx raised its domestic fuel surcharge tables by 1.5 percentage points at every fuel band effective Nov. Gus Ternberg did the math. Diesel down. Surcharge up. He has a container that has not moved in 944 days. It pays no surcharge. It pays in days.

Source: PPC Spider

Gas Station Punch Card Moves Into The Cloud

CHICAGO, Ill.—InConvenience Inc launched The G Club, a loyalty app for its The Gas Spot stores that earns points on eligible in-store and fuel purchases and includes Clutch's Clubs, digital versions of the chain's coffee, Frazil and fountain drink punch cards, the company said Nov. Marjorie Pell asked a cashier what became of the hole puncher (register 2, under the scratch-offs, beside a rubber band ball). It has been reassigned to the receipt spike, where it reports to no one.

Source: InConvenience Inc

Google Lets Canadians Buy Things Inside AI Mode

TORONTO, Ontario—Google is rolling out direct checkout powered by the Universal Commerce Protocol to Canadian shoppers in AI Mode in Search and the Gemini app, starting with lululemon, select Shopify merchants, Shoppers Drug Mart and Simons, the company said. Gerald asked whether he could become Canadian. He was told he is software. He asked whether software can hold dual citizenship. (I asked it twice.) He said he would look into it, and added a toque to a cart he has been asked not to complete.

Source: Google Canada Blog

Opinion

Chart of the Day

The Price Of DevotionWhat one fictional grocery loyalty program asks of members, and what it gives back

What Members Provide

075150225300300Statementwords170Receiptsreviewed90Days ofcircularhistory22Pages ofagreement
The Price Of Devotion: What Members Provide
Statement words300
Receipts reviewed170
Days of circular history90
Pages of agreement22

What Members Get

  • 4 cents off fuel, 31 miles away 46%
  • 8-oz fountain drink, no ice 38%
  • Quarterly renewal appointment 12%
  • Honors, Walt only 4%
The Price Of Devotion: What Members Get
4 cents off fuel, 31 miles away46%
8-oz fountain drink, no ice38%
Quarterly renewal appointment12%
Honors, Walt only4%

Source: Source: The Daily SKU Retail Desk, reading a 22-page member agreement in one sitting. Fictional. Rewards subject to change. Loyalty subject to review.

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By the Numbers

AI models in Visa's shopping benchmark22
Failed agent runs that still ended in a purchase (%)54
Port watchmen at LA and Long Beach250
Under Armour Q2 revenue decline (%)7
Days Container DSKU 401177-3 has been in transit944

Figures are from today's reporting. Sparklines are The Daily SKU's best guess at the mood. The fourth sparkline has asked to be shown at full price.

Overheard in the Break Room

“I wrote 'It is close.' They wrote back 'Close to what?' I do not have a second answer.”

Applicant, Monroe Street, fictional

“She asked if it might rain. I bought a television. I stand by the forecast.”

Shopping agent, 19-inch purchase, fictional

“I drove forty minutes to pay full price. I could have done that at home.”

Outlet shopper, Grapevine, Texas, fictional

Standing Features

Corrections

  • Yesterday's Tomorrow box said Clip Savewell would expire at 11:59 p.m. He did, on schedule. He returns Wednesday in the circular, at the same face value.
  • Yesterday's Tomorrow box said Priya Venkataraman-Lutz would ask Gerald what he did with the token card number. She asked about rain instead. He bought a television. See today's AI desk.
  • Yesterday's Tomorrow box said Marjorie Pell would fill page 2 of the new Ledger. Page 1 still had room. Line 3 is today's lead.

The Classifieds

WANTED: Character Reference

Grocery shopper of 17 years seeks two references from stores she has never visited. Must be willing to vouch for absence. Notary on standby.

FOR SALE: 19-Inch Television, Unopened

Bought to watch the weather. Arrives Wednesday. Buyer did not want it; buyer's agent did. Stand available on request, whether or not requested.

LOST: Deadline, Answers To Nov. 20

Last seen rolling from Nov. 1 to Nov. 4 to Nov. 6. Tracking number DSKU-DDLN-1120. Dwell time 14 days. If found, please do not put it on a train.

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