I'm A Suppressed Listing, And Amazon Says I Must Be Fixed Before Black Friday. Fixed From What?
A guest column from a bamboo shower caddy that has not appeared in search results since March.
· By Dorian Searchless, Guest Columnist
Columnist Fictional character
Dorian Searchless
Guest Columnist · a suppressed listing
Mr. Searchless is a product listing for a bamboo shower caddy. He has been suppressed from search since March for a missing attribute nobody will name.
Fictional. Dorian Searchless is a fictional character in The Daily SKU’s satirical newsroom, specifically a suppressed listing. No real person is depicted, and the people quoted in these stories are invented too.