CPG Satire
Bertolli Parent Sold To Two Olive Oil Rivals
Acesur and Dcoop agreed to buy Deoleo for $586 million. The oil remained extra virgin throughout.
Based on real news: Bertolli Parent Sells To Spanish Olive Oil Leaders For $586M (Nosh)
MADRID, Spain—Deoleo, the parent of olive oil brands Bertolli, San Giorgio, Carapelli and Carbonell, has sold to Spanish olive oil producers Acesur and Dcoop for $586 million, Nosh reported Nov. 6.
Extra virgin, still, in every sense the label allows.
Celeste Abernathy weighed one 500-milliliter bottle on the Judge before and after reading the news. Same weight. New owners. Extra virgin, still, in every sense the label allows.
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Riffing on: Bertolli Parent Sells To Spanish Olive Oil Leaders For $586M, Nosh