Retail Satire
Gas Station Punch Card Moves Into The Cloud
The Gas Spot's new G Club app digitizes its coffee, Frazil and fountain punch cards. The hole puncher has been reassigned.
Based on real news: InConvenience Inc Launches The G Club Loyalty App For Gas Spot Stores (InConvenience Inc)
CHICAGO, Ill.—InConvenience Inc launched The G Club, a loyalty app for its The Gas Spot stores that earns points on eligible in-store and fuel purchases and includes Clutch's Clubs, digital versions of the chain's coffee, Frazil and fountain drink punch cards, the company said Nov. 6.
It has been reassigned to the receipt spike, where it reports to no one.
Marjorie Pell asked a cashier what became of the hole puncher (register 2, under the scratch-offs, beside a rubber band ball). It has been reassigned to the receipt spike, where it reports to no one.
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