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  • Container DSKU 401177-3, Day 945 ▲ +1

Supply Chain Satire

FedEx Fuel Surcharge Rises Before Black Friday

Ground fuel surcharges hit 30.5% this week, though diesel eased. The fuel has been informed.

Based on real news: FedEx raises its fuel surcharge tables by 1.5 points from November 9, 2026, a week after UPS, as Black Friday shipping begins (PPC Spider)

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MEMPHIS, Tenn.—FedEx raised its domestic fuel surcharge tables by 1.5 percentage points at every fuel band effective Nov. 9, putting FedEx Ground and Home Delivery at 30.50% for the week, up from 29.25%, even though the diesel index it tracks moved down, PPC Spider reported.

He has a container that has not moved in 944 days.

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Gus Ternberg did the math. Diesel down. Surcharge up. He has a container that has not moved in 944 days. It pays no surcharge. It pays in days.

Gus Ternberg covers supply chain and is still tracking Container DSKU 401177-3. Status: in transit.

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Riffing on: FedEx raises its fuel surcharge tables by 1.5 points from November 9, 2026, a week after UPS, as Black Friday shipping begins, PPC Spider