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Wonder Files Quietly To Go Public

The food hall company confidentially filed for an IPO. Investors will be asked what they want for dinner.

Based on real news: Marc Lore's Wonder confidentially files for IPO (CNBC)

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NEW YORK, N.Y.—Wonder, the food hall and delivery company founded by Marc Lore, has confidentially filed for an initial public offering, CNBC reported Nov. 5. Wonder has roughly 170 U.S. locations, owns Grubhub and Blue Apron, and raised its pre-money valuation to $9 billion earlier this year.

Everyone In The Group Chat Wants Something Different.

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The prospectus is expected to include a risk factor titled "Everyone In The Group Chat Wants Something Different."

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