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Best Buy Black Friday Now Arrives Weekly
Early Black Friday deals began Nov. 6, with new ones every Friday. The actual Friday is still on its way.
Based on real news: Best Buy reveals holiday calendar with Doorbusters and deals throughout the season (Best Buy)

RICHFIELD, Minn.—Best Buy's holiday calendar started Early Black Friday Deals and Doorbusters on Nov. 6, with new deals dropping every Friday, followed by 10 days of Black Friday deals starting Nov. 19 and Cyber Week deals Dec. 1 to 6, the retailer said.
Black Friday is now a season with a weekly delivery window and a published schedule.

Gus Ternberg counted the Fridays. Four before Black Friday. Black Friday is now a season with a weekly delivery window and a published schedule. It is on time, which he does not trust.
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