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Best Buy Black Friday Now Arrives Weekly

Early Black Friday deals began Nov. 6, with new ones every Friday. The actual Friday is still on its way.

Based on real news: Best Buy reveals holiday calendar with Doorbusters and deals throughout the season (Best Buy)

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RICHFIELD, Minn.—Best Buy's holiday calendar started Early Black Friday Deals and Doorbusters on Nov. 6, with new deals dropping every Friday, followed by 10 days of Black Friday deals starting Nov. 19 and Cyber Week deals Dec. 1 to 6, the retailer said.

Black Friday is now a season with a weekly delivery window and a published schedule.

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Illustration: The Daily SKU

Gus Ternberg counted the Fridays. Four before Black Friday. Black Friday is now a season with a weekly delivery window and a published schedule. It is on time, which he does not trust.

Gus Ternberg covers supply chain and is still tracking Container DSKU 401177-3. Status: in transit.

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