CPG Satire
Reynolds Raises Cooking Prices 18 Percent
The foil maker priced up to recover input costs. The foil reflects this.
Based on real news: Reynolds Consumer Products Reports Third Quarter 2026 Financial Results (Reynolds Consumer Products)

LAKE FOREST, Ill.—Reynolds Consumer Products said third-quarter net revenue in its Reynolds Cooking & Kitchen Essentials segment rose 9% to $337 million, including an 18% price increase to recover input costs, while its Hefty Waste & Clean-Up segment took a 5% price increase, according to its Nov. 4 earnings release.
Celeste Abernathy weighed one 75-square-foot roll on the Judge.

Celeste Abernathy weighed one 75-square-foot roll on the Judge. It weighed what it always weighed. It reflected a slightly more expensive face.
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Riffing on: Reynolds Consumer Products Reports Third Quarter 2026 Financial Results, Reynolds Consumer Products