Tuesday, November 10, 2026 Vol. I · No. 21 Price: One Attention Span

Bentonville WeatherToday: Prices Doubled, Prestige Included; Mostly Velvet, High 54

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Maison Deux Price, Every Item $2 ▲ +100%
DG Renovate Remodels Planned 2,000 ▲ FY26
Threshold New Items 800 ▲ +800
Large Eggs, BLS Avg ($/doz) $2.27 ▲ flat
TikTok Shop Plus ($/mo) $9.99 ▲ new
Months Waiting To Use Warranty 41 ▲ +41
Container DSKU 401177-3, Day 945 ▲ +1
Maison Deux Price, Every Item $2 ▲ +100%
DG Renovate Remodels Planned 2,000 ▲ FY26
Threshold New Items 800 ▲ +800
Large Eggs, BLS Avg ($/doz) $2.27 ▲ flat
TikTok Shop Plus ($/mo) $9.99 ▲ new
Months Waiting To Use Warranty 41 ▲ +41
Container DSKU 401177-3, Day 945 ▲ +1

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Reynolds Raises Cooking Prices 18 Percent

The foil maker priced up to recover input costs. The foil reflects this.

Nov 8, 2026 · By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter

Source: Reynolds Consumer Products

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