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Target Doubles The Size Of Its Sports Fan Shops; Shoppers Who Moved Here Two Years Ago Discover Lifelong Loyalty

More than 1,600 shops get local team graphics and about twice the merchandise. Nearly 90% of it costs less than $50.

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MINNEAPOLIS—Target has remodeled or installed more than 1,600 sports fan shops with hometown team graphics and roughly double the space and assortment, and says nearly 90% of the items cost less than $50, Retail Dive reported. It also finished renovating its SoHo store in New York.

"I moved to Pittsburgh in 2024," said a fictional shopper holding three hats. "I have now loved this team my entire life."

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said a fictional shopper holding three hats.

Target said the shops reflect local tastes. Shoppers said they reflect whichever team is winning that week.

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Riffing on: Target spruces up SoHo store, fan shops ahead of the holidays, Retail Dive