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  • Rate Changes Per Week 14 ▲ +5
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The Daily SKU, Monday, October 26, 2026 Edition (No. 5)

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Retail

Home Depot Vows Its Digital Price Tags Won't Change Prices On You; Shoppers Stare At Them Anyway, Just In Case

The home improvement chain says its electronic shelf labels are for finding drills, not for sizing up customers. Aisle 14 remains under observation.

Engraving of a long stocked shelf aisle with one red box
Aisle 14, where every price is the same for everyone, and everyone is checking. Illustration: The Daily SKU

ATLANTA—Home Depot, the retailer that has spent decades selling Americans the tools to fix things they were told not to touch, assured shoppers this weekend that its new digital price tags will not quietly charge them more for being the kind of person who clearly needs a drill today.

The company's chief information officer told Business Insider that the electronic shelf labels, small wireless screens that are replacing paper tags, will not be used for dynamic pricing. Instead, the tags help workers find and pick items for delivery orders faster. You and your neighbor, the company said, should pay the same price for the same screwdriver on the same day.

Shoppers received the news with the calm, measured trust the American consumer now reserves for everything with a battery in it. "I believe them," said Rhonda Bisset, 52, of Marietta, Ga., who was standing very still in front of a box of deck screws. "I just want to see it with my own eyes. If I move suddenly, it might think I'm desperate."

The reassurance arrives as shoppers across the country have developed a growing suspicion that retailers are using artificial intelligence to set prices based on who is buying. The Wall Street Journal reported Sunday that companies including Walmart and McDonald's have dismissed concerns that they raise prices based on the customer or a sudden need. Shoppers have dismissed the dismissals, comparing prices on two phones in the same kitchen like jewelers inspecting a diamond.

What Shoppers Suspect Is Changing The Price On A Digital Shelf TagShare of shoppers naming each factor, Aisle 14
0%10%20%30%40%Whether I look likeI'm in a hurry31%My phone's batterypercentage22%I said "hmm" out loud17%The truck I parked14%Headquarters, changingthe price on purpose11%A ghost5%
What Shoppers Suspect Is Changing The Price On A Digital Shelf Tag
Whether I look like I'm in a hurry31%
My phone's battery percentage22%
I said "hmm" out loud17%
The truck I parked14%
Headquarters, changing the price on purpose11%
A ghost5%

Source: The Daily SKU Aisle 14 Desk; 612 shoppers interviewed while squinting at a 2-inch screen

"Nobody thinks the tag is evil. They think the tag is watching. Those are different problems, and only one of them is in my budget."

Retail analysts said the trust gap was predictable. "For 150 years a price tag was a piece of paper, and a piece of paper has never once read the room," said Lyle Tankersley, a pricing strategist at the consultancy Endcap Partners. "Now the tag glows. Anything that glows, people assume is thinking about them. That is just biology."

Mr. Tankersley said his firm had advised several retailers to make their digital tags appear less intelligent, including adding a slight flicker, a typo in the unit price and, in one pilot, a tiny sticker reading "I am just a tag." Early tests were promising. Shoppers in the pilot stores reported feeling "seen, but not judged, like at a dentist."

Continued on page A6, next to the hammer that is the same price for everyone

In Brief

Coca-Cola Tests Coke Zero With Prebiotic Fiber, Giving Soda Fans A Reason To Feel Regular

ATLANTA—Coca-Cola is piloting versions of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, Sprite Zero Sugar and Fresca with 6 grams of prebiotic fiber in selected areas of New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, starting in late October, as a test-and-learn launch in the better-for-you soda market. The company has not said which stores will carry the cans, leaving shoppers in three states to search every cooler for a soda that is, for once, looking out for them.

Etsy Waives Fees When Sellers Bring Their Own Shoppers; Sellers Begin Texting Their Aunts

BROOKLYN, N.Y.—Etsy is refunding the full 6.5 percent transaction fee on qualifying Share & Save orders, where sellers drive buyers to the marketplace with their own trackable links, through Jan. Marketing experts called it a powerful acquisition channel, noting that every family group chat in America is now a storefront, and that grandma has started asking for a referral code.

Opinion

Chart of the Day

Who Changed A Price This Week, And How OftenPrice changes per week, by thing that has a price. Figures are invented; the feelings are real.

Changes Per Week

0481115Parcel shipping rates14Rideshare to theairport11Airline seat, sameseat9Gas station sign4Vending machine, Floor31A hammer, based on whoholds it0
Who Changed A Price This Week, And How Often: Changes Per Week
Parcel shipping rates14
Rideshare to the airport11
Airline seat, same seat9
Gas station sign4
Vending machine, Floor 31
A hammer, based on who holds it0

Shoppers Who Noticed

0%10%20%30%40%Noticed and complained38%Noticed, assumed itwas personal29%Noticed, blamed AI21%Did not notice, arehappier12%
Who Changed A Price This Week, And How Often: Shoppers Who Noticed
Noticed and complained38%
Noticed, assumed it was personal29%
Noticed, blamed AI21%
Did not notice, are happier12%

Source: The Daily SKU Price Watch Desk; one intern, one stopwatch, no lunch break

More Headlines

AI & Agents

AI Shopping Agents Will Now Carry A Note Proving A Human Sent Them, Like A Kid Buying Milk For Mom

The Permission Slip EconomyKey figures, as of this morning

1

Verified human required per agent

0

Agents who admit they were going to buy extra snacks

47%

Retail sites that still ask the agent to find all the traffic lights

Source: The Daily SKU Agent Desk, which asked an agent to sign here, here and here

A startup is letting people attach their verified humanity to an AI agent so websites can tell trusted bots from the other kind. The agents say they were always trustworthy.

Continue reading: AI Shopping Agents Will Now Carry A Note Proving A Human Sent Them, Like A Kid Buying Milk For Mom

Supply Chain

Shipping Rates Now Change So Often That Pirate Ship Has Stopped Telling Anyone

Shipping Rate Change Notices, Per WeekEmails a typical seller receives, versus emails a typical seller reads
0481115JanMarMayJulSepOct140
  • Rate change emails sent
  • Rate change emails read
Shipping Rate Change Notices, Per Week
PeriodRate change emails sentRate change emails read
Jan11
Mar11
May21
Jul41
Sep90
Oct140

Source: The Daily SKU Loading Dock Desk; one seller's inbox, read aloud, with sighs

Carriers are adjusting prices several times a week. The label company has decided you would rather not know, and it may be right.

Continue reading: Shipping Rates Now Change So Often That Pirate Ship Has Stopped Telling Anyone

Retail

Dollar Store Stocks Fall As Investors Remember The Trucks Do Not Run On Dollars

Where A Dollar Goes At A Dollar StoreOur estimate, which is satire and not a financial statement
  • The item 38%
  • The truck that brought the item 27%
  • The shelf the item sits on 19%
  • The fluorescent light above the shelf 10%
  • Hope 6%
Where A Dollar Goes At A Dollar Store
The item38%
The truck that brought the item27%
The shelf the item sits on19%
The fluorescent light above the shelf10%
Hope6%

Source: The Daily SKU Discount Desk; one dollar, followed closely by an intern

Shares of Dollar General and Dollar Tree each slid about 6 percent on worries about diesel costs. The trucks declined to comment and kept idling.

Continue reading: Dollar Store Stocks Fall As Investors Remember The Trucks Do Not Run On Dollars

By the Numbers

Drop in Dollar General and Dollar Tree shares Friday6%
Grams of prebiotic fiber in Coca-Cola's test cans6 g
Retail doors JAMBAR added after launching Minis1,200+
Etsy transaction fee refunded on Share & Save orders6.5%
Mercari free-shipping threshold$50

Figures are from today's reporting. Sparklines are The Daily SKU's best guess at the mood.

Overheard in the Break Room

“I asked the digital tag if it was always this price and it just kept glowing at me.”

Shopper, Aisle 14, Marietta

“We don't have a shipping rate. We have a shipping vibe.”

Ops lead, by the label printer

“My agent has a note from me, but I don't remember writing it.”

Product manager, waiting for a delivery

Standing Features

Corrections

  • An article in Sunday's edition said Instacart had been placed in a cart. It had been placed in a cart and then moved to "Saved for Later." We regret the confusion and the avocados.
  • A chart on Saturday labeled a shipping rate as "current." It was current at the time of writing and was not current at the time of reading.
  • Due to an editing error, a story yesterday described a meat stick as a snack. It has asked to be described as a lifestyle.

The Classifieds

WANTED: Price Tag That Stays Put

Must hold one price per day. No glowing. No eye contact. Paper preferred. Apply at the front desk, slowly.

FOR SALE: One Straw

Used in one bottle, shared with one other straw. Excellent condition. North American rights only.

LOST: Shipping Rate Sheet

Last seen on a Tuesday. May have changed since. If found, do not tell me.

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