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Etsy Waives Fees When Sellers Bring Their Own Shoppers; Sellers Begin Texting Their Aunts

Share & Save orders get the full transaction fee back through Jan. 4. The group chat has never been more commercial.

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Illustration: The Daily SKU

BROOKLYN, N.Y.—Etsy is refunding the full 6.5 percent transaction fee on qualifying Share & Save orders, where sellers drive buyers to the marketplace with their own trackable links, through Jan. 4, 2027, up from the usual 4 percent.

Sellers quickly mobilized their networks. "I sent my link to my aunt, my old roommate and my dentist," said a fictional candle maker in Vermont. "My dentist bought a candle. My aunt asked if I was okay."

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Illustration: The Daily SKU

I sent my link to my aunt, my old roommate and my dentist…

Marketing experts called it a powerful acquisition channel, noting that every family group chat in America is now a storefront, and that grandma has started asking for a referral code.

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Riffing on: Etsy Offers 0% Share & Save Transaction Fees For Holiday Shopping Season, Value Added Resource