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Chicago Bookstore Visits Rise 11%; Mystery Shelf Unsurprised

Genre bookstores are thriving in Chicago. The mystery section says it left clues.

By , CPG & Brands Reporter CHICAGO, Ill. · · 1 min read

Based on real news: Genre bookstores are having a moment, especially in Chicago (Retail Dive)

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CHICAGO, Ill.—Bookstore visits in Chicago are up more than 11% from a year ago, according to Placer.ai data cited by Retail Dive, as genre shops devoted to romance, horror, mystery and science fiction draw readers who are done settling for a few shelves.

"We knew this would happen," said a fictional mystery novel in Irving Park. "We left clues. They were on page 12. Nobody reads page 12."

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said a fictional mystery novel in Irving Park.

A fictional romance novel on the next shelf said it had also seen this coming and was "emotionally available for the moment."

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