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Walmart's Sparky Can Now Read Your Child's Christmas List

Walmart's AI agent turns photos of handwritten lists into carts. One list in Tulsa asked for a horse.

By , Retail Correspondent BENTONVILLE, Ark. · · 1 min read

Based on real news: Sparky Makes Holiday Magic Real (Walmart)

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BENTONVILLE, Ark.—Walmart said Sparky, its AI shopping agent, can now turn a photo of a handwritten list, including a child's Christmas list, into a ready-to-go cart, according to the company's announcement.

"My daughter wrote hers in purple crayon," said Monica Tate, 39, a fictional parent in Tulsa. "Sparky read every word. It found the slime, the scooter and the headphones. It added a horse to the cart and said it was out of stock in my area."

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My daughter wrote hers in purple crayon…

Tate said she has not told her daughter. "Sparky told her," she said. "It was very gentle."

Marjorie Pell has worked or covered American stores for 40 years and still knows where the paper towels are.

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