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The Daily SKU
Bentonville WeatherTonight: Full-Size Conditions, Scattered Trades, Lids Drifting Into Low-Lying Drawers, Low 44

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The Tape: Delayed, Like Your Supplier's Shipment.

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Tesco

Every Daily SKU story that mentions Tesco, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

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