DTC Satire
Intake Breathing Raises $62 Million As Nasal Wellness Takes Off; The Nose Says It Has Been Doing This For Free For Years
The DTC brand's investment comes from Camino Partners. Mouths everywhere are being asked to sit this one out.
Based on real news: Intake Breathing nabs $62M investment, joining the emerging nasal wellness trend (Modern Retail)
NEW YORK—Intake Breathing, a DTC brand in the emerging nasal breathing category, has landed a $62 million investment from Camino Partners, a firm founded by the founder of Kind Snacks, Modern Retail reported.
"I have been breathing since the day you were born," said a fictional nose in Brooklyn. "Every night. No days off. Not one investor called. Now there is a deck."
I have been breathing since the day you were born…
A fictional mouth, reached separately, said it would be fine and was taking some time to focus on snacking.
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Riffing on: Intake Breathing nabs $62M investment, joining the emerging nasal wellness trend, Modern Retail