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  • eBay Revenue Growth (%) 14 ▲ +14%
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  • AB InBev Non-Alc Revenue (%) 35 ▲ +35%
  • Haleon 2026 Growth Outlook (%) 2.5 ▼ -1.5
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Resy

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