I’m A Shopping Cart, And I Will Not Be Pushed Around By A Chatbot
For 89 years I have carried this nation’s groceries, toddlers and regrets. Now I’m told an AI agent will do the shopping. Over my one wobbly wheel.
· By Wendell Wheelwright, Columnist
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For 89 years I have carried this nation’s groceries, toddlers and regrets. Now I’m told an AI agent will do the shopping. Over my one wobbly wheel.
· By Wendell Wheelwright, Columnist