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Every Daily SKU story that mentions DoorDash, newest first: 3 satirical stories, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.
Official website: DoorDash
A $7.99 return pickup goes nationwide in November. Regret, long a slow process involving tape, now has same-day service.
· By Dashiell Okafor, Marketplaces Correspondent
The grocery delivery company is reportedly exploring a sale. One suitor left the cart abandoned. Another has saved it for later.
· By Marjorie Pell, Retail Correspondent
Wendell Wheelwright on the reported sale of Instacart, and the dignity of a fixed front wheel.
· By Wendell Wheelwright, Columnist
