Saturday, October 31, 2026 Vol. I · No. 11 Price: One Attention Span

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Bentonville WeatherToday: Overcast, Scattered Ghost Carts In Aisle 7, Small Bags Moving In By Evening, High 58

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Online Grocery Sales (%) 15.5 ▲ +15.5%
In-Store Grocery Sales (%) -2.8 ▼ -2.8%
Crocs Gross Margin (%) 66.2 ▲ +0.0
Hershey Salty Snack Sales (%) 22.3 ▲ +22.3%
Pretzels Leaving On Foot (K/hr) 38 ▲ +12
Carts Haunting Aisle 7 1 ▲ +1
Gerald Purchases, Lifetime 18 ▲ +1
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 935 ▲ +1
Online Grocery Sales (%) 15.5 ▲ +15.5%
In-Store Grocery Sales (%) -2.8 ▼ -2.8%
Crocs Gross Margin (%) 66.2 ▲ +0.0
Hershey Salty Snack Sales (%) 22.3 ▲ +22.3%
Pretzels Leaving On Foot (K/hr) 38 ▲ +12
Carts Haunting Aisle 7 1 ▲ +1
Gerald Purchases, Lifetime 18 ▲ +1
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 935 ▲ +1

Dot's Pretzels

Every Daily SKU story that mentions Dot's Pretzels, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

Official website: Dot's Pretzels

Supply Chain

Hershey Pretzels Now Leaving Factory On Foot

Salty snack sales jumped 22.3% and demand outran supply. New lines arrive in 2027. The pretzels have stopped waiting for them.

Oct 31, 2026 · By Gus Ternberg, Supply Chain Correspondent

Source: Food Dive

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