Tuesday, November 3, 2026 Vol. I · No. 14 Price: One Attention Span

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Amazon Fresh Growth vs. Rest Of Store (x) 3 ▲ +3x
Reddit Q3 Ad Revenue ($M) 847 ▲ +54%
Reddit U.S. Daily Users (M) 50.7 ▼ -2.5
JCPenney Items On Sale, Nov. 5-11 (%) 97 ▲ +97
Mondelēz Q3 Revenue ($B) 9.97 ▲ +2.3%
Svedka Fan Ad Prize ($K) 500 ▲ +500
Avocados Ripe Right Now, U.S. 0 ▼ +1 at 6:14 p.m., briefly
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 938 ▲ +1
Amazon Fresh Growth vs. Rest Of Store (x) 3 ▲ +3x
Reddit Q3 Ad Revenue ($M) 847 ▲ +54%
Reddit U.S. Daily Users (M) 50.7 ▼ -2.5
JCPenney Items On Sale, Nov. 5-11 (%) 97 ▲ +97
Mondelēz Q3 Revenue ($B) 9.97 ▲ +2.3%
Svedka Fan Ad Prize ($K) 500 ▲ +500
Avocados Ripe Right Now, U.S. 0 ▼ +1 at 6:14 p.m., briefly
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 938 ▲ +1

Sazerac

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Svedka Tells Critics To Make Super Bowl Ad Themselves

After its AI-made robot ad drew backlash, the vodka brand will pay $500,000 for a fan-made 15-second spot. Entries are due Dec. 1.

Nov 3, 2026 · By Ronan Fairweather, Retail Media & DTC Editor

Source: Marketing Dive

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