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Svedka Tells Critics To Make Super Bowl Ad Themselves

After its AI-made robot ad drew backlash, the vodka brand will pay $500,000 for a fan-made 15-second spot. Entries are due Dec. 1.

Based on real news: After AI backlash, Svedka challenges consumers to create Super Bowl ad (Marketing Dive)

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LOUISVILLE, Ky.—Svedka said Monday that the people who criticized its AI-made Super Bowl commercial should go ahead and make the next one themselves, and offered $500,000 to whoever does it best, in what marketers are calling the industry's first fully outsourced apology.

The Sazerac-owned vodka brand is asking consumers to create a 15-second spot for its ready-to-drink Vodka Water, which comes in a clear can, Marketing Dive reported. Entries close Dec. 1, and the brand is offering a digital toolkit and inviting ads that are AI-led, low-budget or anything in between. Its previous Super Bowl ad, made largely with AI and starring a robot mascot, drew backlash. Andy Cohen is helping judge the contest.

"We listened to the feedback," said Marisol Teague, a fictional creative director who reviewed early entries. "The feedback said a robot should not make an ad. So far, 72% of the entries were made by a robot, but a different one, which people seem to feel better about."

said Marisol Teague, a fictional creative director who reviewed early entries.

Entries Received So Far, By MethodFictional count of submitted spots, as share of all entries
0%20%40%60%80%Made with AI72%Made on a phone21%Made by a nephew6%Made by hand1%
Entries Received So Far, By Method
Made with AI72%
Made on a phone21%
Made by a nephew6%
Made by hand1%

Source: The Daily SKU Retail Media Desk; entries tallied by a fictional intern, partly with AI

The fictional Institute for Viewer Sentiment said the contest converts critics into unpaid creative staff at a rate of 0.4 entries per complaint, which it called "a high-intent grievance." Agencies that bid on the original spot have been invited to enter as consumers.

After researching this story, friend, I was served 14 vodka ads, a free trial of video editing software and the weighted blanket that has followed me since 2023, which appeared between two entries and was, I will say quietly, the best-lit thing I saw all day.

"The clear can is a creative challenge," Teague said. "The product is water and vodka, and the container is invisible. Several entries are just a table."

At press time the leading entry was 15 seconds of a clear can on a table. Nobody has been able to find the can. Judges are calling it restraint.

Ronan Fairweather edits retail media and DTC coverage. The weighted-blanket ad is still following him.

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