Monday, November 2, 2026 Vol. I · No. 13 Price: One Attention Span

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Costco Food & Bev Share (%) 8.4 ▲ +0.5
Kroger Food & Bev Share (%) 8.2 ▼ -0.2
Starbucks US Comps (%) 7.7 ▲ +7.7%
Walmart Meal Basket, Feeds 10 ($) 35 ▲ +0
Albertsons Board Seats 15 ▲ +5
Albertsons Membership ($/yr) 39 ▼ -60
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Costco Food & Bev Share (%) 8.4 ▲ +0.5
Kroger Food & Bev Share (%) 8.2 ▼ -0.2
Starbucks US Comps (%) 7.7 ▲ +7.7%
Walmart Meal Basket, Feeds 10 ($) 35 ▲ +0
Albertsons Board Seats 15 ▲ +5
Albertsons Membership ($/yr) 39 ▼ -60
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 937 ▲ +1

ShopRite

Every Daily SKU story that mentions ShopRite, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

Official website: ShopRite

Retail

Wakefern Turns 80, Grows 2%, Asks For Quiet

The ShopRite cooperative posted its slowest sales growth since 2021 and marked the year with a modest sheet cake.

Nov 2, 2026 · By Marjorie Pell, Retail Correspondent

Source: Grocery Dive

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