Monday, November 2, 2026 Vol. I · No. 13 Price: One Attention Span

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Wizards of the Coast

Every Daily SKU story that mentions Wizards of the Coast, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

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Hasbro Promotes From Within; Dice Confirm

Hasbro's new head of Wizards of the Coast and its digital games starts today. A fictional 20-sided die approves.

Nov 2, 2026 · By Ronan Fairweather, Retail Media & DTC Editor

Source: Hasbro

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