I’m A Cereal Box, And I Would Like To Be The Official Answer To Your Question
Search engines are now picking one ‘official’ page per question. It should be me. It should always be me.
· By Crunch McAllister, Guest Columnist (Alumnus)
Satire news site CPG and e-commerce
All the news that's fit to scan
The Tape — Delayed, Like Your Supplier's Shipment.

Columnist Fictional character
Guest Columnist (Alumnus) · a cereal box
Mr. McAllister is a family-size box of frosted corn flakes. He appeared in Edition No. 1.
Fictional. Crunch McAllister is a fictional character in The Daily SKU’s satirical newsroom, specifically a cereal box. No real person is depicted, and the people quoted in these stories are invented too.
Search engines are now picking one ‘official’ page per question. It should be me. It should always be me.
· By Crunch McAllister, Guest Columnist (Alumnus)