Tuesday, November 10, 2026 Vol. I · No. 21 Price: One Attention Span

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Maison Deux Price, Every Item $2 ▲ +100%
DG Renovate Remodels Planned 2,000 ▲ FY26
Threshold New Items 800 ▲ +800
Large Eggs, BLS Avg ($/doz) $2.27 ▲ flat
TikTok Shop Plus ($/mo) $9.99 ▲ new
Months Waiting To Use Warranty 41 ▲ +41
Container DSKU 401177-3, Day 945 ▲ +1
Maison Deux Price, Every Item $2 ▲ +100%
DG Renovate Remodels Planned 2,000 ▲ FY26
Threshold New Items 800 ▲ +800
Large Eggs, BLS Avg ($/doz) $2.27 ▲ flat
TikTok Shop Plus ($/mo) $9.99 ▲ new
Months Waiting To Use Warranty 41 ▲ +41
Container DSKU 401177-3, Day 945 ▲ +1

e.l.f. Beauty

Every Daily SKU story that mentions e.l.f. Beauty, newest first: 1 satirical story, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

Official website: e.l.f. Beauty

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e.l.f. Beauty Sales Jump 51%

Net sales hit $520.8 million for the quarter ended Sept. 30. The lipstick did not ask for a raise.

Nov 7, 2026 · By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter

Source: Business Wire

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