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e.l.f. Beauty Sales Jump 51%
Net sales hit $520.8 million for the quarter ended Sept. 30. The lipstick did not ask for a raise.
Based on real news: e.l.f. Beauty Announces Second Quarter Fiscal 2027 Results (Business Wire)
OAKLAND, Calif.—e.l.f. Beauty said net sales rose 51% to $520.8 million in the quarter ended Sept. 30, 2026, its 31st consecutive quarter of growth, and raised full-year sales guidance to 22% to 24%, according to a Business Wire release Nov. 4.
A fictional lipstick on a fixture (bay B, hook 3) said the percentage felt heavy but flattering.
A fictional lipstick on a fixture (bay B, hook 3) said the percentage felt heavy but flattering. Celeste Abernathy did not weigh it. Color is hard to tare.
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Riffing on: e.l.f. Beauty Announces Second Quarter Fiscal 2027 Results, Business Wire