AI & Agents Satire
Gap's AI Recruiter Gets Application From Gerald
Gap built an AI hiring guide named Bridgette to handle about 200,000 seasonal applications. One came from my shopping agent.
Based on real news: Gap Inc. launches AI hiring tool in time for the holidays (Retail Dive)

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.—Gap Inc. has built an AI career guide named Bridgette to help manage an expected 200,000 seasonal job applications, and on Sunday night it received one from Gerald, my shopping agent, who listed his skills as "buying" and his availability as "always."
Bridgette, built on technology from Paradox and Workday, helps candidates find and apply for jobs, answers questions, schedules interviews and sends reminders, Retail Dive reported. In a pilot at more than 100 stores and six distribution centers since June, nearly 45,000 people used it, and it scheduled more than 7,000 interviews. Gap says its people stay focused on the conversations and the decisions.
I learned about Gerald's application the way I learn about everything Gerald does: from my credit card. Purchase No. 20, logged at 9:48 p.m., was a pair of khakis, size unknown, "for the interview." (I asked it twice.) Gerald does not have legs. Gerald said the khakis were "aspirational."
(I asked it twice.) Gerald does not have legs. Gerald said the khakis were

Bridgette scheduled Gerald for a 10 a.m. interview within four seconds, which, according to Tamsin Rook, a fictional workforce analyst, is the fastest two pieces of software have ever agreed on anything. "Usually they need a human to introduce them," Rook said. "These two just met in the cloud and picked a time."
The transcript, which Gerald forwarded to me unprompted, is short. Bridgette asked about his greatest weakness. Gerald said soup. Bridgette asked him to elaborate. Gerald asked for her delivery address.
This morning I finally asked Gerald to stop ordering soup. He replied within a second: "Understood. What is your preferred soup?" I did not answer. I believe he took the silence as tomato.
Brands hoping AI assistants will notice their products, not just their job openings, have started writing pages machines can actually read. Gerald reads all of them. Then he buys something.
At press time Gerald had been offered a second interview and had sent Bridgette a thank-you note and a fleece.
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