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Retail Media Satire

Wendy's Game Lets Players Fight Golden Archers

WendyQuest unlocks app food rewards. Bosses include a clear shot at a rival's arches.

Based on real news: Wendy's takes a shot at McDonald's with rewards-based video game (Marketing Dive)

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DUBLIN, Ohio—Wendy's launched "WendyQuest: Legend of the Four Corner Stones," an 8-bit style game on iOS, Android and Steam that unlocks food rewards in the Wendy's app, Marketing Dive reported. Enemies include the Golden Archers.

Friend, that is competitive messaging with a pixel budget.

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Friend, that is competitive messaging with a pixel budget. The Blanket ad did not appear inside the game. It appeared beside my download button.

Ronan Fairweather edits retail media and DTC coverage. The weighted-blanket ad is still following him.

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Riffing on: Wendy's takes a shot at McDonald's with rewards-based video game, Marketing Dive