Brands Satire
Sazerac Buys Brewery, Keeps No Beer
The Fireball owner acquired Full Sail's Oregon assets for spirits capacity and said it does not plan to keep making the beer long term.
Based on real news: Sazerac buys Oregon craft brewery to expand national spirits production (Food Dive)
LOUISVILLE, Ky.—Sazerac acquired substantially all assets of Full Sail Brewing in Oregon to add manufacturing capacity for spirits and ready-to-drink cocktails, Food Dive reported. A company spokesperson said it does not plan to make or distribute Full Sail beer long term.
A fictional amber ale on the old line asked whether capacity included loyalty.
A fictional amber ale on the old line asked whether capacity included loyalty. Nobody weighed in. (I would have.)
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Riffing on: Sazerac buys Oregon craft brewery to expand national spirits production, Food Dive