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Amazon Fresh Growth vs. Rest Of Store (x) 3 ▲ +3x
Reddit Q3 Ad Revenue ($M) 847 ▲ +54%
Reddit U.S. Daily Users (M) 50.7 ▼ -2.5
JCPenney Items On Sale, Nov. 5-11 (%) 97 ▲ +97
Mondelēz Q3 Revenue ($B) 9.97 ▲ +2.3%
Svedka Fan Ad Prize ($K) 500 ▲ +500
Avocados Ripe Right Now, U.S. 0 ▼ +1 at 6:14 p.m., briefly
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 938 ▲ +1
Amazon Fresh Growth vs. Rest Of Store (x) 3 ▲ +3x
Reddit Q3 Ad Revenue ($M) 847 ▲ +54%
Reddit U.S. Daily Users (M) 50.7 ▼ -2.5
JCPenney Items On Sale, Nov. 5-11 (%) 97 ▲ +97
Mondelēz Q3 Revenue ($B) 9.97 ▲ +2.3%
Svedka Fan Ad Prize ($K) 500 ▲ +500
Avocados Ripe Right Now, U.S. 0 ▼ +1 at 6:14 p.m., briefly
Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 938 ▲ +1

Oreo

Every Daily SKU story that mentions Oreo, newest first: 2 satirical stories, each linked to the real news it riffs on. The stories are satire; each one’s “Real Story” box has the facts.

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CPG

Mondelēz Buys Undercover Snacks, Blowing Their Cover

The Oreo maker is taking a majority stake in the chocolate-covered quinoa crisp brand. The crisps had been posing as dessert since 2016.

Nov 3, 2026 · By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter

Source: Food Dive

CPG

Mondelēz Grows Organically; Cookie Checks Its Label

Organic net revenue rose 2.1%. A sandwich cookie went looking for the word on its own package.

Oct 30, 2026 · By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter

Source: GlobeNewswire

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