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America’s Most Trusted Source of Untrustworthy Commerce News  ·  Overnight: scattered delivery delays, clearing in 7–21 business days

Markets (satirical)
  • Settlement Checks In Transit $100M ▲ +7–21 days
  • Trust In ‘Was’ Prices 22% ▼ -24 pts
  • Memberships Forgotten Per Household 4.6 ▲ +1.0
  • Grocers On Amazon Fewer ▼ -4
  • Beer Depletions -5% ▼ -5%
  • Throw Pillows Per Target Trip 5 ▲ +5
  • Abandoned Carts Left Alone 0 ▼ -100%
  • Grocery App Uptime Back ▲ +1 wk

The Daily SKU, Friday, October 23, 2026, Evening Edition (No. 2)

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E-Commerce · Enforcement

Shein Agrees To Pay FTC $100 Million Over Delivery Delays; Check Expected To Arrive In 7 To 21 Business Days

Regulators call the settlement a win for consumers and say they will be notified by text when it ships

A package ordered in early spring completes the final leg of its journey to a porch in Shaker Heights, Ohio. Illustration: The Daily SKU

WASHINGTON—Fast-fashion giant Shein has agreed to pay $100 million to settle a federal investigation into delivery delays and other customer complaints, according to a report Friday, with the payment expected to reach the Federal Trade Commission in 7 to 21 business days, depending on customs. Continue reading →

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Retail · Digital

Grocery Shoppers Mourn End Of Week-Long App Outage That Forced Them To Simply Walk Into The Store

Websites and apps are back for Stop & Shop, Food Lion, Hannaford and Giant after a cyberattack; one man reports he ‘saw an aisle’

Household Grocery Behavior During the OutageOct. 11–21, minutes per day, one household in Connecticut
  • Clipping digital coupons
  • Talking to a cashier
  • Inner peace
-1013355880Oct 11Oct 13Oct 15Oct 17Oct 19Oct 21
Household Grocery Behavior During the Outage
PeriodClipping digital couponsTalking to a cashierInner peace
Oct 1138010
Oct 130640
Oct 150955
Oct 1701262
Oct 1901470
Oct 2141112

Source: The Daily SKU Consumer Desk (sample size: one)

CPG · Beverages

Beer Sales Slip Again As Americans Report Being Too Tired To Cope Recreationally

Depletions fell 5% at Boston Beer, though margins rose, because the beer that is still being sold is being sold very efficiently

Why Americans Say They’re Drinking LessShare of respondents, %
Why Americans Say They’re Drinking Less
ItemValue
Asleep by 9:1533%
Fitness ring disapproves21%
One drink = two-day hangover now19%
Switched to fancy sparkling water16%
Can’t afford the appetizer that goes with it11%

Source: The Daily SKU Survey of People Lying on the Couch

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