Fudgsicle Box Holds Memorial For Two Missing Pops
A Consumer World report says Fudgsicle boxes went from 20 pops to 18. The remaining pops observed a moment of silence at 0 degrees.
· By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter
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A Consumer World report says Fudgsicle boxes went from 20 pops to 18. The remaining pops observed a moment of silence at 0 degrees.
· By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter
Salty snack sales jumped 22.3% and demand outran supply. New lines arrive in 2027. The pretzels have stopped waiting for them.
· By Gus Ternberg, Supply Chain Correspondent
Price went up about 13 points in North American candy and volume fell about 11. The fun-size bars weigh exactly what they say.
· By Celeste Abernathy, CPG & Brands Reporter
A guest column from Percival Markdown, a 40-percent-off tag, on Hershey's pricing, Halloween and the receipts he still has not produced.
· By Percival Markdown, Guest Columnist (Alumnus)