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  • Amazon Fresh Growth vs. Rest Of Store (x) 3 ▲ +3x
  • Reddit Q3 Ad Revenue ($M) 847 ▲ +54%
  • Reddit U.S. Daily Users (M) 50.7 ▼ -2.5
  • JCPenney Items On Sale, Nov. 5-11 (%) 97 ▲ +97
  • Mondelēz Q3 Revenue ($B) 9.97 ▲ +2.3%
  • Svedka Fan Ad Prize ($K) 500 ▲ +500
  • Avocados Ripe Right Now, U.S. 0 ▼ +1 at 6:14 p.m., briefly
  • Container DSKU 401177-3 Days In Transit 938 ▲ +1

The Daily SKU, Tuesday, November 3, 2026 Edition (No. 14)

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Supply Chain

Amazon Delivers Avocado During Its Seven Minutes Of Ripeness

Amazon says fresh groceries and essentials grew about three times faster than the rest of its store. One avocado arrived exactly on time.

Source: Grocery Dive

Illustration of a halved pink avocado resting on an open white delivery box on a dark doorstep, beside a large stopwatch with a thin pink wedge marked on its face, as a white van speeds away across a purple background
The stopwatch was set by Gus Ternberg, who started a second stopwatch for Container DSKU 401177-3 in April 2024 and has not been told when to stop it. Illustration: The Daily SKU

SEATTLE—Amazon's same-day network delivered a single Hass avocado to a doorstep in Renton, Wash., at 6:14 p.m. Thursday, inside the fruit's seven-minute window of ripeness, according to a fictional company logistics planner, ending a search that produce scientists say has been underway since the avocado was first sold.

The delivery comes as Amazon's grocery business accelerates. Fresh groceries and everyday essentials grew roughly three times faster than the rest of Amazon's store in the third quarter and made up about half of the units it sold, Grocery Dive reported. Gross sales of perishables and everyday essentials came to nearly $250 billion over the past year, and Prime members' monthly same-day fresh grocery orders more than tripled, the company told investors. Amazon is also expanding 30-minute delivery and a new Whole Foods Market format, Daily Shop.

"We did not set out to solve the avocado," said Corinne Vashti, a fictional Amazon ripeness routing manager in Kent. "We set out to deliver faster. Around minute 31 of the pilot, we noticed the avocado was waiting for us."

"Around minute 31 of the pilot, we noticed the avocado was waiting for us."

How Long Your Produce Is PerfectFictional peak-ripeness windows, in minutes, measured at room temperature
0 min375 min750 min1,125 min1,500 min7 minAvocado2 minPear660 minBanana1,440 minTomato, oncounter
How Long Your Produce Is Perfect
Avocado7 min
Pear2 min
Banana660 min
Tomato, on counter1,440 min

Source: The fictional Institute for Produce Timing; the pear figure is theoretical, as no living person has observed it

The fictional Institute for Produce Timing defines the window as beginning when the fruit first yields to gentle pressure and ending when it becomes guacamole without being asked. Its survey of 1,800 fictional households found that 71% have never eaten an avocado at its peak, 22% saw one once, at a wedding, and 7% believe the window is a myth spread by people who own a ripening bowl.

I asked how Amazon did it. Routing. I asked what else. More routing. The planner said the order was placed at 5:51 p.m., picked at 5:58 and handed to a driver who had been briefed, in writing, not to stop for anything.

The customer, Lorna Pike, 44, a fictional Renton homeowner, said she ate it at the door. "There was no time to get a plate," Pike said. "The driver stayed to make sure. He told me he has seen what happens if you wait."

Continued on page D4, if it is still ripe

In Brief

Opinion

Chart of the Day

How Tired Of Deals Is AmericaFictional survey of how many deals shoppers saw per day, by channel, and how many they believed. Figures are invented.

Deals Seen Per Day

020406080Ads that followed them63Promotional emails41In-store signs28Texts from a brand17
How Tired Of Deals Is America: Deals Seen Per Day
Ads that followed them63
Promotional emails41
In-store signs28
Texts from a brand17

Deals Believed

02356Ads that followed them1Promotional emails2In-store signs6Texts from a brand0
How Tired Of Deals Is America: Deals Believed
Ads that followed them1
Promotional emails2
In-store signs6
Texts from a brand0

Source: The Daily SKU Retail Desk; 1,000 fictional shoppers, surveyed while too tired to lie

More Headlines

Retail Media

Svedka Tells Critics To Make Super Bowl Ad Themselves

Entries Received So Far, By MethodFictional count of submitted spots, as share of all entries
0%20%40%60%80%Made with AI72%Made on a phone21%Made by a nephew6%Made by hand1%
Entries Received So Far, By Method
Made with AI72%
Made on a phone21%
Made by a nephew6%
Made by hand1%

Source: The Daily SKU Retail Media Desk; entries tallied by a fictional intern, partly with AI

After its AI-made robot ad drew backlash, the vodka brand will pay $500,000 for a fan-made 15-second spot. Entries are due Dec. 1.

Source: Marketing Dive

Continue reading: Svedka Tells Critics To Make Super Bowl Ad Themselves

By the Numbers

Amazon perishables and essentials gross sales, past year$250B
Reddit third-quarter ad revenue$847M
Agency strategists who fear AI will replace them56%
Stores in WinCo Foods' chain147
Days Container DSKU 401177-3 has been in transit938

Figures are from today's reporting. Sparklines are The Daily SKU's best guess at the mood.

Overheard in the Break Room

“I didn't order it to be ripe. I ordered it to be here. It was both. I panicked.”

Homeowner, front door, Renton, 6:15 p.m.

“Is anything in here full price? I want to feel something.”

Shopper, JCPenney, Crown Point

“Make the logo bigger. No, the can is the logo. Make the can visible.”

Contest entrant, kitchen table, Louisville

Standing Features

Corrections

  • An earlier version of today's lead said the avocado's window of ripeness lasts eight minutes. It lasts seven. The eighth minute was the driver knocking.
  • Sunday's Chart of the Day measured carts with a tape measure borrowed from Wendell Wheelwright. It has been returned. It is now two inches shorter, and no one can explain it.
  • A previous edition said Gerald, Priya Venkataraman-Lutz's shopping agent, has never used an exclamation point. He has used one, in a delivery note about soup. Priya removed it.

Earnings Call Bingo

  1. "Same-day perishables"
  2. "Deal fatigue"
  3. "Logged-in experience"
  4. "Better-for-you"
  5. "Healthy in disguise"
  6. "Nuanced strategic work"
  7. "Clear can"
  8. "Fiber gap"
  9. "Bite-size"

The Classifieds

FOR SALE: Trivet, Cast Iron

Full price, $48, and proud of it. Never discounted, never will be. Leads a support group on weekday mornings. Serious inquiries only. No coupons, with respect to Clip.

WANTED: One Sink, Larger

For tiny cupcakes. Must hold a mixing bowl, a whisk and a 36-cup pan at once. Contact a father in Hoboken. Frosting on reply envelope is expected.

LOST: Clear Can

Vodka Water, 12 ounces, completely transparent. Last seen on a table in a 15-second video. If found, please describe it, as we have never been able to.

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